Midshipman Hyacinth Saint-Claire: *Best. Idea. EVER.*
Unlike Leonardo Dicaprio's character (who dangled off the Titanic's bow as Captain Smith indulgently looked on from the bridge), this middie will probably *not* get away with feeling as free as a mountain bird for too long . . .
Character (c) by my brain
Idea and Corny Interpretation of History (c) James Cameron